I would definitely like to give it to one of my worst professors from university. Me and my friends were really looking forward to reviewing him because we (and a bunch of other students) had a lot of problems with him, but unfortunately never had the chance. He probably knew he would've gotten some really bad reviews so he didn't give us the questionnaire. Real shame. But if we did get it, I would probably write something like this: You are so mean. You belittle us if we don't know or understand something and that's boosting your ego. Your job is not to fail and yell at us and playing God but to teach us so we can use that knowledge later. I saved myself because I passed the subject, but I'm really sorry for other students that are going to be stuck with you next.
TJ